Friday, November 17, 2006

Friday Quick Hits - II
This is volume two of my newest feature—for which I'm still seeking a better name. I considered "Flash Friday," but am concerned about the possible lawsuit for trademark infringement. My brother suggested "F'em Friday," but I don't think that flows as well as the actual swear would—and while I've never censored my vulgarity on this blog, that doesn't mean I need to proclaim it in a headline. So I have no really good ideas yet... so submit some of your own!

And now we're off to the races:

"I just want to extract the bullets and live my life." Don't we all...

Maybe she had bibles in her skull?

I'm not sure I understand what "It works because it is dangerous" means, but it's an interesting idea.

A storm 5,000 miles across? Think we can convince some environmentalists to say that The Day After Tomorrow has come true?

How does a flight attendant confuse the two?

This is aching for a fisking, but I won't waste my time. That being said, it sounds like he's been called a lot of names. Let's add idiot to the list.

Should we really have expected anything different?

I thought the whole point of "road rage" is that it is uncontrollable rage that is instantaneous and has horrific consequences. So how is this concept even possible, unless the guys were sitting in an internet cafe next to each other?

Only in Connecticut.

1 comment:

Jenn of the Jungle said...

Nice little assortment you've got there. F-ed Up Friday?