Bush damns Mars...
...by not ratifying Kyoto.
Yep, that's right: Mars is suffering from global warming:
And for three Mars summers in a row, deposits of frozen carbon dioxide near Mars' south pole have shrunk from the previous year's size, suggesting a climate change in progress.Think anyone will propose that maybe something's changing on the Sun, causing warmer temperatures on more than one planet?
Oh, wait... it's been done before.