Tuesday, August 16, 2005

SkyNet Delayed by War for Oil
A few weeks ago, I wrote about the attempts by Japanese scientists to subjugate us all to a master race of androids. Today, The Man asserts that these scientists are moving more slowly than they are supposed to, and blames the delay on Clinton's having been too "busy" and W's being too busy cutting taxes.

My theory is that the war in Iraq is a distraction from our SkyNet priorities.

1 comment:

The Man said...

When Skynet is developed enough to kill all of us, you know some future pundit will blame Bush for it.