Saturday, December 18, 2004

Good for them. Really, I mean it. - French spy satellite launched into orbit: "A European rocket roared into space from a pad in South America on Saturday, placing into orbit a surveillance satellite billed as giving France's military new abilities to spy worldwide."

'Thanks to this newest addition to our military arsenal, we will be able to react much more quickly to emerging threats. This will enable us to stop running away, instead trotting, or perhaps even walking, under cover of a white flag.'

And when France, newly inspired by their military prowess, stupidly decides to declare war on the US, we will swat their satellite out of the sky. And whoever our president might be at that time will respond by saying: this.

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