Tuesday, July 13, 2004

As if Ditka could lose in Illinois...
CNN.com - Ditka for U.S. Senate?: "Mike Ditka, the cigar-chomping, blunt-speaking former football coach, said Tuesday increasingly desperate Illinois Republicans may get a chance to put him on the ballot as their U.S. Senate candidate."

This is the best news I've heard in a long time. Remember folks, who'd win in an election between Ditka and God? Trick question: Ditka is God.

4 comments:

Sandals said...

Ricky...Williams.

RFTR said...

I don't... get it.

kissfan said...

From someone who lives in Illinois, I say "Run, Ditka, Run!" Obama will crush him. Unlike Iron Mike, Barack Obama doesn't have a DUI, a history of anger management failures, or an "ultra, ultra, ultra conservative" view to defend. Ditka would be a great choice for Republicans.

Sandals said...

lol- Ditka traded something like the entire New Orleans draft for Ricky Williams. Supposedly he was only going to trade part of it but decided he'd rather golf on the weekend instead of working ont he draft. *g*

I'm not sure how much diff. that'd make in Illinois, but, is funny.